My hair simply looks such a sight!
It sticks up in spokes, all over the place,
It won’t do anything right!
Oh, what can I do with my horrible hair,
How can I make it behave?
How can I go with my hair in this state?
It is such a terrible mess,
And to think that I’ve bought some new shoes,
And a hugely expensive new dress!
I know what I’ll do! I’ve got a good plan.
I won’t go and sulk in my bed.
I’ll invent a new fashion, I’ll be really cool,
I’ll just wear a cat on my head!